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QQ飞车里的所有歌曲!

主界歌曲:《I`M

Coming》、《Loves

Me

Not》、《Not

A

Single

Day》休闲歌曲:《Don't

Stop》、《La

Camisa

Negra》

、《With

U》商城歌曲:《bad

time》、《Gangsta

Bop》边境歌曲:《The

Re-Up》

、《Up

in

the

club》现城歌曲:《Let

You

Go》、

《wrecking

ball》

、《last

man

standing》中国歌曲:《WDYCAI》、《starbucks》、《the

distance》森林歌曲:《Woman》

、《my

would

be

savio》、《Whiskey

In

The

Jar》海滨歌曲:《something's

going

on》

、《Nothing》老街歌曲:《regression》

、《welcome

to

hell》

、《rocker》【

城市火炬

歌名:《My

oh

my》

歌手:Aqua(水叮当)

城市火炬

歌名:《暴风中》

歌手:张佑赫【

沉睡森林

歌名:《Get

Over

It

》歌手:The

Eagles(老鹰乐队)

老街车站

歌名:《Like

Fire

Tonight》

歌手:King

敦煌峡谷

歌名:《Nothing》

歌手:Mcfly

古堡森林

歌名:《Believe

Me》

歌手:Fort

Minor(黑暗堡垒)

海洋公园

歌名:《Numb》

歌手:Linkin

Park(林肯公园)

海洋公园

(猫丨King)

歌名:《V3》(悲怆奏鸣曲Virus第3章改编)

歌手:劲乐团(电吉他版)

老街工地

歌名:《Larger

Than

Life

》歌手:Backstreet

Boys(后街男孩)

老街迷宫

歌名:《Speedy

Speed

Boy

》歌手:Marco

Polo(头文字D)

海滨小镇

歌名:《Emerald

Sword》

歌手:Rhapsody

海滨小镇

(封测版,已下架)

歌名:《Bir

Kadin

Cizeceksin》

歌手:Manga【城市体育馆】

歌名:《Break

Go》

歌手:Mvp情人

敦煌石窟

歌名:《Heartbeat》

歌手:Nathalie

中国钟楼

歌名:《Remember

The

Name》

歌手:Fort

Minor(黑暗堡垒)

中国田园

歌名:《Max

Power》

歌手:Dr.Lovefeat

D.Esse*

海滨发卡

歌名:《Hand

of

Blood》

歌手:Bullet

For

My

Valentine

海滨发卡

(爵士版,已下架)

歌名:《Eagleheart》

歌手:Stratovarius

【城市游泳馆】

歌名:《Hand

of

Blood》

歌手:Bullet

For

My

Valentine

都市迷情

歌名:《Dancing

Queen》

歌手:King

Queen

歌名:《War

Of

The

Universe》

歌手:Luca

Turilli

莲池幽径

歌名:《All

About

Us》

歌手:t.A.T.u

歌名:《Alone

》歌手:Avril

Lavigne(艾薇儿)

熔岩古墓

歌名:

《Heartbeat》

歌手:Nathalie

轨道23区

歌名:《Runaway》

歌手:Avril

Lavigne(艾薇儿)

主界面歌曲:I`M

Coming

(Feat.

Tablo).、Loves

Me

Not、Not

A

Single

Day、

This

Time

(Album

Version)、Beyond

Tomorrow

(Album

Version).、in

the

end.、Never

Say

Good

Bye.

、Nobody.、remember

the

name.、Right

Now

(Na

Na

Na).、SoulJa

liuzaiwoshenbian.、That's

Not

My

Name.休闲区歌曲:Don't

Stop、La

Camisa

Negra

、With

U

商城界面歌曲:bad

time、Gangsta

Bop

边境界面歌曲:The

Re-Up

、Up

in

the

club

现代城市歌曲:Let

You

Go、

wrecking

ball

、last

man

standing

中国风歌曲:WDYCAI、starbucks、the

distance

森林歌曲:Woman

、my

would

be

savio、Whiskey

In

The

Jar

海滨歌曲:something's

going

on

、Nothing

老街歌曲:regression

、welcome

to

hell

、rocker这些是新加的

求英文大神帮忙翻译一篇文章!~~~

Dear teachers, hello. Can I feel very honored to participate in this interview, I hope I can make a good performance today. Now, allow me to introduce myself, please. Personal information; my name is Wang Ming, this year 16 years old, from Hongkong Chinese. Personal hobbies; my hobby is widespread, one of the most loved include painting, handmade works etc.. Like photography and running in my spare time. A person likes reading books at home, or listening to music, watching movies. I think life is not immutable and frozen, every day immersed in study I did not agree, because family members have told me, work and rest is the best. Character; I think I'm a proactive, independent ability, self-motivated, cheerful, and good communication ability. I'm a curious person, and I like to learn new things. I think I'm reasonably optimistic by nature, encounter difficulties must not compromise easily, and have a strong determination to succeed. Personal experience; a high, I study in XXX school. In school, I joined the community, there is drama, comics, literature club, badminton club, athletics team and chorus. Various activities are also actively involved in the school, such as ring school running, English drama performance, top ten singers, personal speech contest etc.. Games I also actively participated in the project, the long run is one of my strengths. At the same time I am also the activities of the host. These experiences have greatly enriched my campus life. Time of half an year high after, I give XX games had 3 months of art editor, also give some game company painted card illustrations. Later, because want to concentrate on preparations for the XX school interview, he quitted his job. Until now, my boss and I still work with, he often consult our suggestions, we occasionally amusing stories about life. The ideal of life; there are many things I want to do after. For example, exhibition, create their own brand, works of art editor, do like animation, writing novels, movies, a game company occupation painter, and the host etc.. I think life is not immutable and frozen, for our young people, we have a long way to go. In this process, my point is, as much as possible to do what you want to do, what it can understand what it really wants to do. And live a life without regret, this is the most important. I hope to join the XX school, and think it will fit me, eager to have the opportunity to show my talent. I am keen on the art of painting, had this crazy. If the entered XX school, I will be more strict with their requirements. Although my English is not very good, but I will try my best to blend with the environment and learning life. Can and like-minded friends together to realize my dream, I believe, this process is very beautiful. B. since childhood, I thought you and the people around the very different. I thought is agile, a unique new idea, when everyone thinks that only big money is the standard of success, I do not agree with this view. I think life is not only the standard of success. Do you think the valuable thing, every moment of life full of happiness, in the heart filled with love, which is the goal of my life, I am willing to try new things. In the yield and others in the face of adversity to compromise and in the face of difficulties, not the last moment, I will never give up. It is so, I can feel a different from ordinary people's capacity, that is the impossible possible. C. I hope to study painting and digital or illustrations. One day in the future, I will take them for my career and study. I have my professional confidence and hope. Don't be difficult to defeat, never give up, this is my motto. Since I chose this profession, I will follow this path, hard unremittingly, go on. Thank you teacher. My introduction 我的比较准,你知道神奏曲的第一句是“老师,你是好的。”我笑死了

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1.Good Question

The librarian went over to the small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she admonished. "The people near you can't read!"

"They can't?" the lad said inquisitively. "Then what are they doing here?"

妙问

图书管理员走到不安静的小男孩身边。“请安静!”她告诫道。“你周围的人看不了书!”

“看不了?”小孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这儿干什么?”

An Energetic wife

Neighbour: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

Neighbour : Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.

精力旺盛的妻子

邻居:昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音,你们出了什么事吗?

丈夫:没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

邻居:你的大衣?扔大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?

丈夫:我……我恰好也在大衣里面。

3.A Satisfactory Substitute

A neighbor boy knocked at the door.

"Can Timmy come out and play with me?" he asked.

"I'm sorry, but Timmy is taking his nap," Timmy's mother replied.

"Then can Timmy's new bike come out and play?" he inquired hopefully.

满意的替换

邻居的男孩敲门。

“蒂米能出来和我玩吗?”他问道。

“对不起,蒂米正睡午觉呢,”蒂米的妈妈答道。

“那蒂米的新自行车能出来玩吗?”他满怀希望地问道。

4. More Experienced

"Your Honor," the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, "that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years."

"If experience is the issue here, " the other attorney countered, "my client has been walking for over fifty years.

更是老手

“大人,”被告逃逸司机的律师辩护说,“那个受伤的人一定是自己粗心。我的当事人是一个有20多年驾龄的老手。”

“如果这里的问题在于经验的话,”另一位律师说,“我的当事人已有了50多年的走龄。”

5. Not Difficult

The duck hunters had been waiting hours for some ducks to show up. Finally a lone duck flew by and everybody missed except one hunter who had been belting down a bottle of whiskey.

His pals asked him how on earth he had hit the thing.

"That's easy, " he replied, "you ought to be able to hit something when a flock that big goes by."

一点不难

打野鸭的猎手一连几小时等着野鸭露面。终于一只孤鸭飞了过来。除了一个灌了一瓶威士忌的人,别人都没打中。

同伴问他究竟是怎么射中的。

“一点儿不难,”他答道,“当那么一大群飞过时,你总能打到点什么。”

6.Vice-president

A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, "Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes."

Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes.

"Which kind? " was the reply. "Fresh or dried? "

副总裁

刚被提升为副总裁的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂,妻子终于反驳道:“副总裁一毛钱买一打。你看超级市场里甚至有一名负责李子的副总裁呢。”

恼怒的丈夫立即给超级市场打电话,准备驳斥妻子。他要求与负责李子的副总裁通话。

“管哪方面的?”对方答道。“鲜货还是干货?”

7.Smart Customer

The butcher placed his last roast on the scale. "That'll be $ 3.95, " he told the customer.

"That one's too small. "

The canny butcher returned the roast to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one, " he announced, "will be $ 4.80. "

The customer smiled, "I'll take them both. "

聪明的顾客

屠夫把最后一块烤肉放在磅秤上。“3元9角5分,”他对顾客说。

“这块太小。”

狡猾的屠夫把烤肉放回冰箱里,过了一会儿,又将它取了出来。“这块,”他吆喝道,“4元8角。”

顾客笑道:“两块我都要了。”

8.Sudden Realization

Two teenagers on a tour of a modern art gallery found themselves alone in a room of modern sculpture. Staring at the twisted pipes, broken glass, and tangled shapes, one of them said, "Let's get out of here before they accuse us of wrecking this place. "

恍然大悟

两个少年去参观一家当代艺术美术馆,发现在现代雕塑的一间展室里只有他们两人。看着那些扭曲的铁管、破碎的玻璃和杂乱的形状,其中一个说道:“咱们出去吧,别让人家以为是咱们把这儿糟踏成这个样子的。”

9.Full Name

"Do you know the name of the little boy who sits behind you, Rosalie? " Mother asked the first-grader.

"His name is Jimmy, " Rosalie answered.

"Jimmy who? " asked Mother.

"His whole name is Jimmy Sitdown, " said Rosalie, "that's what the teacher calls him. "

全名

“罗莎莉,知道你后面坐的小男孩叫什么吗?”妈妈问上一年级的女儿。

“他叫吉米,”罗莎莉答道。

“吉米什么?”妈妈追问道。

“他的全名叫吉米·坐下,”罗莎莉说,“老师就那么叫他的。”

10.Not That Bad

"It looks like a bad storm is coming up, " said the hostess, "you'd better stay for dinner. "

"Oh, thanks, " said the guest absently, "but I don't think it will be that bad. "

还不至于如此

“看来要下暴雨了,”女主人说,“你还是留下来吃晚饭吧。”

“谢谢,”客人心不再焉地回答道,“但我看还不至于如此。”

11.Result Of Laziness

A teacher asked a class to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness. "

And what a bright but lazy boy in the class handed in as his composition was but a blank sheet of paper.

懒惰的结果

老师要求学生写一篇作文,题目是“懒惰的结果。”

班上一个男孩既懒又聪明,他交上来的只是一张白纸。

12.Only One Who Could Answer

His name was Johnny, and one day he came home from school looking so miserable that his mother was worried. "What is wrong? " She finally asked. Out of his trousers pocket, Johnny fished a note from the teacher which said, "Johnny has been a very naughty boy. Please have a serious talk with him. "

"What did you do? " asked Mother.

"Nothing, " sobbed Johnny, "except that the teacher asked a question and I was the only one who could answer it. "

"H'm , " murmured Mother, "what was the question? "

"Who put the dead mouse in my drawer? " answered Johnny.

只有他能答得出

一天,约翰尼放学回家后脸色特别难看,他妈妈非常焦急。“怎么啦?”她问道。约翰尼从裤兜里掏出老师的一张便条,上面写着:“约翰尼这孩子非常调皮,请认真地和他谈谈。”

“你干什么了?”妈妈问道。

“没什么,”约翰尼抽泣道,“就是老师问了一个问题,只有我答得出。”

“嗯,”妈妈沉吟道,“那是什么问题呢?”

“是谁把死耗子放在我抽屉里的?”约翰尼答道。

13.What Lincoln Did?

Father: Get up, son. When Lincoln was your age, do you know what he was doing?

Son: No, Dad, I don't. But I do know what he was doing when he was your age.

林肯在干什么?

父亲:儿子,快起床。林肯在你这么大年龄的时候,你知道他在干什么吗?

儿子:不知道,不过我确实知道他在你那么大年纪时在干什么。

14.Good Answer

Interviewing an applicant for a chauffeur's job, a man said, "Now, I want a very careful chauffeur, one who doesn't take the slightest risk. "

The applicant responded, "I'm your man, sir. Can I have my salary in advance? "

妙答

在招聘司机面试时,主考人说道:“我所需要的,是一个十分小心的司机,绝对不冒任何危险。”

应试者答道:“先生,我正是你要的人。我能预支工资吗?”

15.Hint

Leaving a plush dinner club one night, a miserly gentleman stalked right past the doorman without tipping him.

Nevertheless, the doorman helped the man into the car with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By the way, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, sir , just remember that you didn't pull it out here. "

暗示

一天晚上,在离开一家豪华的餐馆俱乐部时,一位吝啬的先生大摇大摆地从服务员身边径直走过而没有给小费。

尽管如此,服务员还是潇洒地把那个人送进车里,并愉快地说道:“顺便说一句,如果你在回家的路上碰巧丢了钱包,千万记住,你没在这儿掏过。”

16.Good Reason

First mechanic: Which do you prefer, leather or fabric for the upholstery in cars?

Second mechanic: I like fabrics. Leather is too hard to wipe your hands on.

好理由

修理工甲:汽车里的车套你喜欢哪种,皮革的还是化纤的?

修理工乙:化纤的。皮革的擦手太硬了。

17.Postage

If it's true the world's getting smaller, why do they keep raising the price of postage?

邮费

如果这个世界真的是越来越小,那为什么邮费总是在涨?

18.Dumb Action

The teacher asked his pupils to write an essay telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every student except Willie began writing immediately.

Willie sat idle, twiddling his fingers and watching the flies on the ceiling.

"How is this , Willie? " asked the teacher. "Is this your essay? All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven't done anything!"

"Well, " replied Willie, "that's what I'd do if I had a million dollar!"

哑剧

老师让学生写篇作文,谈谈他们如果有100万美元会干什么。所有的学生立刻写了起来,威利却不然。

他坐着发呆,搓着手指头,盯着天花板上的苍蝇。

“怎么了,威利?”老师问道。“你就这样写作文吗?其他同学都写了2页或更多了,而你什么都没干!”

“是啊,”威利应道,“我要是有100万美元的话,那就是这个样子。”

19.Reason

A mother asked her son who had just returned from a youth group's car-washing project, "What was the least amount anyone paid you? "

He replied, "One man gave us just fifty cents. "

His mother said, "That's not very much. "

"I know, " he explained, "but maybe it's because we hosed his car before the windows were rolled up. "

原因

儿子参加少年洗车小组活动回来后,妈妈问道:“钱给得最少的是多少?”

他答道:“有个人只给了5毛钱。”

妈妈说:“是不多。”

“我知道不多,”儿子解释道,“或许是由于他还没摇上窗户,我们就开始冲水的缘故。”

20.Typical

A wife was telling her neighbor about her fishing trip with her husband, "I did everything wrong on the trip. I talked too loud, I made too much noise, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more fish than he did. "

典型的

一位妻子正向邻居谈她和丈夫的钓鱼之行:“我一路上尽出错。我说话声音太高,弄出的响声太大,我用错了鱼饵,起钩太早,可我抓到的鱼比他多。”

21.Fond Of Him

"I suppose the baby is fond of you, " said the visitor to the new father.

"Fond of me? Why, he sleeps all day when I'm not at home and stays up all night to enjoy my company, " answered the proud father.

偏爱

“看来宝宝挺喜欢你的,”客人对刚当上爸爸的主人说道。

“喜欢?可不,我不在家的时候他整天睡觉,然后整晚不睡让我陪着他,”自豪的父亲答道。

22.A Long Time

Greta Garbo was invited to a Hollywood dinner which was attended also by Dr. Albert Einstein. Having some vague idea as to Dr. Einstein's status, Greta turned to him during the dinner and remarked, "Doctor, I understand that you have a great theory. Won't you please explain it all to me? "

"My dear lady, " said Einstein, "I' m afraid there will not be time enough during the dinner to explain the theory of relativity, but perhaps I can tell you about the law of gravitation, which is really a prerequisite. "

So Dr. Einstein went on to tell her all about the phenomenon of gravity and its consequences. Upon the conclusion of his discourse, Greta seemed very impressed and said to him, "Well, for goodness' sake, Doctor, how long has this been going on? "

许久

格丽泰·嘉宝应邀出席好莱坞晚宴,阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦博士也在场。格丽泰对爱因斯坦博士的身份有些模糊印象,因而就在席间转向他说道:“博士,好像你有一个伟大的理论。能否请你解释一遍?”

爱因斯坦说:“亲爱的女士,这会儿解释相对论恐怕时间不够。不过或许我可以给你讲讲引力定律,这其实是个前提条件。”

接着爱因斯坦博士就开始向她讲解引力现象及其后果。听完讲解之后,格丽泰似乎很受启发,对他说道:“天哪,博士,这一现象出现多久了?”

23.Not Fair

Two fishermen sitting on a bridge, their lines in the water, made a bet as to who would catch the first fish. One of them got a bite on his line and got so excited that he fell off the bridge.

"Oh, well, " said the other, "if you're going to dive for them, the bet's off!"

不公平

两个垂钓者坐在桥上,鱼线在水里漂着,他们打赌看谁能先钓到鱼。其中一个发现鱼咬了钩,因过于激动竟掉下桥去。

“哎,”另一个说道,“如果你下水摸鱼,这个赌就没法打了!”

24.Football

Seeing his first American football game, the Englishman watched one of the teams go into a huddle.

"What do you think of it? " asked his American friend.

"It's not a bad sport, " he observed, "but they have too many committee meetings. "

橄榄球

一个英国人第一次看橄榄球比赛,发现其中一个队挤成一团。

“你觉得怎么样?”他的美国朋友问道。

“这种运动不错,”他评论道,“就是他们的碰头会开得太多。”

25.Doctor And Mechanic

Doctor Smith phoned Mike, his mechanic, in middle of the night and said, "It's my engine again, Mike. I can't get it started. That car is one big headache! "

"Well, Doctor, take two aspirins and phone me again in the moring. "

医生和修理工

史密斯大夫半夜里打电话给他的汽车修理工迈克说:“又是我汽车发动机的问题,迈克。我发动不了,这车子真是让人头痛!”

“那么,大夫,吃两片阿斯匹林吧,明天早上再打电话给我。”

26.Walking Dog

The little boy was making a manful effort to lead a large, shaggy dog. "Where are you taking him? " he was asked.

"I don't know yet, " the lad replied, "but when he makes up his mind where he wants to go, I'm going to take him there. "

遛狗

一个小男孩正学大人模样,费力地牵着一条长毛大狗。“带它去哪儿啊?”有人问他。

“还不知道呢,”小孩答道,“但如果狗想好了去哪儿,我就带它去哪儿。”

27.Who For Whom

Dismayed by the size of the Newfoundland dog given to him for his birthday, the small boy wanted to know, "Is he for me, or am I for him ?"

谁给谁

小男孩生日时得到一条纽芬兰狗。狗的块头令他害怕不已,便问道:“是把它给我呢,还是把我给它?”

28.Keep It Confidential

"Don't you and your wife ever have a difference of opinion? "

"Sure we do -- but I don't tell her about it. "

保密

“你和你妻子从来没有过不同意见吗?”

“当然有——但我不告诉她。”

29.Stranger

A young mother put her two children to bed, then changed into an oversized sweat shirt and an old pair of blue jeans and proceeded to wash her hair. All during the shampoo she could hear the youngsters growing wilder and noisier.

She finished as quickly as she could, wrapped a large towel around her head, stormed into the children's room and put them back to bed with a stern warning to stay there.

As she left she heard her two-year-old say to his brother in a trembling voice, "who was that? "

陌生人

年轻的妈妈把两个孩子安顿在床上,换上一件肥大的汗衫和一条旧牛仔裤,开始洗头。刚在头上倒上香波,她听到两个小家伙闹得越来越凶了。

她匆忙洗完头,头上裹了条大毛巾,冲进孩子们的房间,把他们放回床上,厉声警告他们呆在那儿。

当她离开时,她听到自己两岁的孩子用颤抖的声音问自己的哥哥:“那是谁?”

30.Inflation

"With the high price of food, my shopping habits have changed, " commented the housewife, "now I fill the shopping cart with money and put the food in my purse. "

通货膨胀

“食品涨价后,我的购物习惯也变了,”家庭主妇评说道,“现在我用购物车装钱,用钱包装食品。”

33.Salesmanship

The sales manager was approached by some little Girl Scouts peddling cookies. "Why do you want to see me? " he asked.

"Because you are so handsome, " smiled one little girl.

He bought twelve boxes and went back to his desk murmuring, "There is no brighter sales tool than truth. "

推销术

几名销售糕点的女童子军找到销售经理。他问道:“你们为何要见我?”

“因为你长得帅,”一个小女孩笑着说道。

他买了12盒,回到自己的办公桌前,自言自语地说道:“没有比说真话更聪明的推销手段了。”

35.Accurate

He had found fault with his secretary for altering a sentence in a letter he had dictated.

"I don't want you to think, " roared the great man, "I want you to take down my words accurately and then type them, neither adding nor leaving out anything I may say. "

Later in the afternoon the typist brought back the following letter:

"Dear Smyth: Spell it with a "y" , though that's pure swank on his part. In answer to your letter of--look up the date. We can quote you--tell me, Walter, what's the most we can charge this old buzzard? Very well. We can quote you $ 50 a ton for the goods. If he accepts we shall have to make sure of our money beforehand, for I don't trust him. Awaiting the pleasure of your valued order, yours faithfully."

精确

他发现了秘书把他口述的一封信的句子作了调整。

“我不需要你有思想,”这位大人物吼道,“我只需要你准确地记下我的话,然后打出来——不要在我说的话里增删任何东西。”

当天下午,打字员送回来如下的一封信:

“亲爱的史米斯:把‘密’改成‘米’,就他喜欢出风头。兹复——查查日期——来函。我们可以向你报价——告诉我,沃尔特,我们最高可以向这个老贪虫开什么价?很好。我们可以向你报价50美元每吨货。如果他接受了,我们得先确保咱们先拿到钱,因为我不信任他。恭候佳音。你诚挚的。”

38.It Changed Him

"I'm glad to find you as you were, "said the old friend. "Your wealth hasn't changed you. "

"Well, " replied the candid millionaire, "it has changed me in one thing. I'm now‘ eccentric’ where I used to be impolite, and ‘delightfully witty’ where I used to be rude. "

改变

“我很高兴你还是老样子,”老朋友说道,“你的财富并没有改变你。”

率直的百万富翁答道:“还是变了一点:过去的无礼成了现在的‘与众不同’,过去的粗鲁成了现在的‘机敏’。”

39.Specialty

First surgeon (leaving operating room):That was close!

Second surgeon: What do you mean?

First surgeon: An inch either way and I would have been out of my specialty.

专业

第一个外科大夫(正要离开手术室):真玄哪!

第二个外科大夫:怎么啦?

第一个外科大夫:无论向哪边超出1英寸,我就越出自己的专业了。

40.A Problem

The new minister's family was presented with a pie baked by one of the congregation who was a rather poor cook. The pie was inedible, so the minister's wife reluctantly threw it into the garbage.

The preacher was faced with the problem of thanking the lady, while at the same time being truthful. After much thought, he sent the following note:

"Dear Mrs. Jones: Thank you for being so kind and thoughtful. I can assure you that pie like yours never lasts long at our house! "

头疼事

新牧师收到一份馅饼礼品,是教区1名技术欠佳的人烤的。馅饼无法食用,因此牧师的妻子只好将它扔进了垃圾桶。

牧师面临的问题是,既要感谢那位女士,同时又要说真话。绞尽脑汁之后,他送去这样一张便条:

“亲爱的琼斯夫人:感谢你的好意和周到。我可以向你保证,像你馈赠的那种馅饼在我家从来就搁不住!”

42.Her Prayer

Louise, a little girl who had begun life in a happy-go-lucky household, went to spend a few days with a very strict aunt.

One evening, after a trying day when she had been scolded for her small faults even more than usual, she said her evening prayer. As the aunt passed the bedroom door, she heard, "…and please, make all the bad people good, and the good people a little easier to live with. "

她的祷告

过惯了逍遥自在生活的小女孩路易丝,到她非常严厉的姨妈家过了几天。

一天,她因为一些小事受到比平时更多的训斥。在难熬的白天过后,她做了晚祷告。当姨妈从她的卧室门口经过时,她听到:“……还有,请一定让所有的坏人都变好,让好人好处一些。”

哪位亲给我个玉泽演的详细资料~

官方艺名:泽演 中文名字:玉泽演 韩国姓名:옥택연 韩语读法:Oak TaecYeon 新浪微博:2PM泽演 出生日期:1988.12.27 昵称:玉代理、玉猫(最喜欢的外号)猫猫、宇宙美男、宇宙偶吧、老公Idol、大力泽演、油腻泽演、油腻王子、野兽泽演、时尚恐怖分子、人体信号灯、玉万元、玉野兽、 队内担当:rap 野兽担当

玉泽演(9张)性别:男 身高:186cm 体重:81KG (《2PM SHOW》E11中 本人亲自说的) 血型:AB型 星座:摩羯座 家庭成员:爸爸、妈妈、姐姐 兴趣:打发时间 宗教: 练习时间:约两年零六个月 JYP入社时间:2006年(2006年Superstar Survival) 擅长语言:韩语、英语、西班牙语、汉语、日语 学历:檀国大学 金融系 在读 出生地:首尔 童年居住地:釜山 成长地:美国波士顿(12岁移民到那里) 喜欢的颜色:绿色原色系都喜欢 喜欢的食物:都喜欢 喜欢的水果:苹果 喜欢的数字:3 喜欢的牛奶:咖啡牛奶 初恋是什麼时候:高三 (但在“甜蜜的故乡”110701期中,被爆料初恋是在小学四年级,还偷偷赠送妈妈的结婚戒指) 将来的愿望:演员,歌手,副业是开一家小的咖啡厅 脚的尺寸:285 经常去的地方:公司,宿舍 爸爸妈妈中喜欢谁:喜欢妈妈,尊重的是爸爸 喜欢的艺人:RAIN、韩石奎、安胜基、河智苑、Jennifer Aniston 现在最烦恼的事情:做好演出 最想去的地方:没有、家里最好 起床时间:最近因为放假12点(不定) 喜欢的节目:最近不看电视 最幸福的时刻:喜欢的人发来短信 最烦的时候:事情太多,需要自己一个人的时候 最差的分数:0分,有可能啊

玉泽演三星活动现场图片(10张)最不喜欢吃的:生姜、很酸的食物 亲近的艺人:2PM、2AM、Wonder girls、孙佳仁(Brown Eyed Girls)、含恩静(t-ara)温流、珉豪(SHINee)、艺声(Super Junior)、Miss A等、允儿、jessica、tiffany(少女时代)。 ——自己做得很好,又能照顾我的人,让我有好的感觉的人。(100527Mnet Radio) 去过演唱会吗?:当然有 选眼镜的类型是:选了一个没有框的 不满意自己的哪个部位:鼻子 理由:因为低 喜欢的 科目:世界历史 不喜欢的科目:数学,创造数学的人一边去! 喜欢的国家:大韩民国 理由:自己的国家,怎麼著 最喜欢的时期:17岁时 最喜欢的岁数:28岁 想回去的时光:中学3年级 幼儿园,小学,初中,高中,大学中最想回去的是:小学 喜欢的花:满天星 喜欢的书:《刺鱼》,很悲 最好看的电影:Matrix 有无手机:当然 最不喜欢的人:有是有,但能怎么办呢 喜欢什麼样的天气:晴朗的 最近关注的事情:iPod 最近看的电视剧:不看电视 最想成为:鱼,因为可以潜水到海洋深处 主持经历:韩国2009农心爱心分享演唱会主持人之一 担任SBS人气歌谣固定主持人(2009.7-2010.7) 2010年DREAM CONCERT 主持人之一 2010年家族诞生第二季固定成员 2010年KBS big star show 主持人 2011年DREAM CONCERT 主持人之一

编辑本段专辑介绍

《Hottest Time Of The Day》

唱片名称:--- Hottest Time Of The Day(1st Single Album) 歌手:----- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2008年08月29日

唱片类型:--- Dance Pop(韩国) 简 介: 单曲辑《Hottest Time Of The Day》的发表意味着组合2PM正式出道。2PM是韩国著名音乐人朴镇英最为看好的组合。2PM由7名成员组成,他们通过了层层选拔后才得以跻身2PM的队伍之中。极具音乐天赋的7人在经过了近乎残酷的培训后,不但唱功有了提高,舞技也有了长足的进步。他们究竟能否如朴镇英所言成为一支所向匹敌的组合呢?这就要看歌迷如何评判了。 专 辑 曲 目: 01. 10分满分10分(主打曲) 02. Only You 03. Angel 04. 10分满分10分(Old School ver.) 05. 10分满分10分(inst.) 06. Only You(inst.)

《Only You 》

唱片名称:--- Only You (Winter Special) 歌手:----- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2008年12月10日 唱片类型:--- Dance Pop(韩国) 专 辑 曲 目: 01.Only You (Winter Special)

《2:00PM Time For Change》

唱片名称:--- 2:00PM Time For Change(2nd Single Album) 歌手:----- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2009年04月16日 唱片类型:--- Dance Pop(韩国) 简 介: 2009年4月16日,2PM又为歌迷们送上了全新单曲辑《2:00PM Time For Change》。《2:00PM Time For Change》会让大家对2PM有更加深入的了解。如果说你只是知道2PM的存在,那么听过这张专辑后你一定会将2PM牢牢地记在心中,因为他们在这张专辑中的精彩表现定会令你印象深刻。 专 辑 曲 目 : 01.What Time Is It Now 02.Again Again (主打曲) 03. 讨厌你(后续曲) 04. 说不定会回来 05.Again Again (RB Mix) 06.Again Again (Inst.) 07.讨厌你(Inst.) 08.说不定会回来(Inst.)

《1:59pm》

唱片名称:--- 1:59pm 歌手: ——--- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2009年11月10日 唱片类型:--- Dance Pop(韩国) 简 介: 在队长宰范暂时离队后,2PM暂时以6人组合的形式于10日发行了首张正式专辑《1:59PM》。在2008年9月初到之后发行了2张迷你专辑,并以《满分10分的10分》、《Again Again》、《讨厌你 》获得了大家的热烈好评。这次的专辑中总共收录了13首歌曲,包括之前迷你专辑中的歌曲和主打歌《Heartbeat》 等新歌。这次的主打歌《Heartbeat》是一首能够直击心脏的强烈节奏的歌曲,给人的印象非常深刻。其中《等得累了》也是一首中毒性很强的歌曲,其中的歌词更令歌迷们回忆起暂时离去的队长宰范,也是备受争议的一首歌。 专 辑 曲 目 : 01. My Heart 02. Heartbeat (主打曲) 03. 等得累了 04. 为你疯狂 05. Gimme The Light 06. Back 2U 07. All Night Long 08. Heartbeat(Red Light Mix) 09.10分满分的10 10. Only You (Acoustic Mix) 11. Again Again 12. 讨厌你(Lounge Mix) 13. 不懂得回来(Bossa Nova Mix)

单 曲:《My Color》

唱片名称:--- My Color 歌手: ——--- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2009年12月03日  唱片类型:--- Dance Pop(韩国)  简 介: 2PM带着全新单曲《My Color》回到了歌迷的身边。歌名“My Color”所指的正是2PM所具有的独特个性。如歌名所示,这首由朴振英特为2PM全力打造的《My Color》将向歌迷全面展现2PM的魅力所在,2PM的歌迷们可千万不要错过这首《My Color》

单 曲:《My Love》

唱片名称:--- my love 歌手: ——--- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2009年12月07日 简 介: 金泰熙和2PM被选为了Paris Baguette(巴黎贝甜)广告的主角们.姐姐们的偶像2PM为了金泰熙而准备了圣诞节派对并共度幸福时间的概念。厂商特别制作了由2PM亲自演唱的‘Paris Baguette圣诞节蛋糕之歌’。

单 曲:《TikTok》

唱片名称:--- tik tok 歌手: --- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2010年01月12日 唱片类型:--- 流行(韩国) 简 介: 2PM通过这首新歌表达了希望能够和爱人堂堂正正的站在大家面前的心情,并且2PM也通过这首歌展现出了他们更加成熟的一面。《Tik Tok》还因为由尹恩惠参加了歌曲的和声而受到了大家的关注,尹恩惠的声音为这首歌曲增添了神秘感,使这首歌曲更加的充满了魅力。

单 曲:《Crazy4s》

唱片名称:--- Crazy4s  歌手: --- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2010年02月05日  唱片类型:--- 流行(韩国) 简 介: 韩国当红偶像团体2PM日前推出了新歌,5日在专属网站SPLIS上,公开了新歌《Crazy4s》和MV,结果因为太多网民访问观赏,导致网站服务器崩溃,引起了巨大的骚动。 歌曲《Crazy4s》是曾经创作过《等得累了》、《讨厌你》等歌曲的作曲家金灿德谱写的新曲。融入了“想要热烈守护只属于自己的风格”的想法,充满了跃动感的旋律让人印象深刻,被称赞作为一张原创专辑是不会比任何作品逊色的。

单 曲:《Open Happiness》

唱片名称:--- Open Happiness  歌手: --- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2010年02月13日 唱片类型:--- 流行(韩国) 简 介: 2PM亲自演唱的《Open Happiness》原本是全球著名音乐人和可口可乐公司去年共同发售的歌曲,此次根据2PM独有的特色重新编曲,因此倍受期待。制作这首歌的目的是让因经济萧条而疲惫不堪的人们感受到日常生活中的小小的幸福和快乐。 可口可乐公司就选择他们的原因称:“2PM代表着明朗、积极的形象,有朝气,充满活力,

代言可口可乐广告(13张)可以给很多人带来幸福感,同代表畅快感和传递积极信息的可口可乐公司的形象完全相符。我们选择这个组合的目的是想通过他们特有的活力传达随时随地一起畅饮的‘迷你可乐’的畅快感。”

单 曲:《Follow Your Soul 》

唱片名称:--- Follow Your Soul 歌手: --- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2010年02月22日 唱片类型:--- 流行(韩国) 简 介: 2PM最新OPPO MOBILE PHONE泰国广告歌曲。

《Don't stop ,Can't stop》

唱片名称:--- Don’t Stop Can’t Stop 歌手: --- 2PM 发行时间:--- 2010年04月23日 唱片类型:--- 流行(韩国) 专辑简介: 在粉丝们的千呼万唤中,2PM终于于14日上午公开了新专辑的中成员们的新造型。2PM的官网上公开的这张照片中,2PM六名成员全部都身穿黑色正装,从一条昏暗的小巷中走出来,周身散发着男性魅力。在黑暗的氛围中,似乎能听到6为成员缓缓走来的脚步声,空气中盘旋着悲壮的气息。 JYP所属公司的关系人表示,通过这首单曲,能让大家感受到2PM更加成熟的一面,希望大家能给我期待和关注。2PM每一次发行专辑都会给大家带来一些视觉上的冲击,带给歌谣界一些新的挑战,这次公开的这张照片就给予了粉丝们很大的期待感。 曲 目: 1- Don’t Stop Can’t Stop 2- Without U 3- ?? 4- ??? ?? 5- Space

单 曲:《Cabi Song》

唱片名称:— — —Cabi Song 歌手:— — —2PM 少女时代 发行时间:— — —2010年5月20日 唱片类型:— — —Dance Pop(韩国) 专辑简介: 2PM 少女时代–2010年5月新广告(CF) ~ Carribean Bay [加勒比海主题乐园] 广告曲 [Cabi Song] 2PM成员泽演和少女时代成员允儿在‘Cabi Song’的MV中出演情侣引起关注。5月20日‘Cabi Song’完整版公开,MV中部分情节也公开。 曲目: 1-Cabi Song 单 曲:《Thank You》 唱片名称:——— Thank You 歌手:——— 2pm 发行时间:——— 2010年8月17日 唱片类型:——— 流行(韩国) 曲目: 1-Thank You

单曲:《Fly to Seoul -- Boom Boom Boom》

片名称:——— FLY to Seoul—Boom Boom Boom 歌手:——— 2pm 发行时间:——— 2010年8月23日 唱片类型:——— 流行(韩国) 曲目: 1-FLY to Seoul—Boom Boom Boom

Mini专辑《Still 2:00pm》

唱片名称:——— Still 2:00pm 歌手:——— 2pm 发行时间:——— 2010年10月 唱片类型:——— 流行(韩国) 曲目: 1- Still 2- I'll be back 3- 即使你离开我 4- I can't 5- I know 6- Dance2Night

Mini专辑《Take Off》

唱片名称:——— Still 2:00pm 歌手:——— 2pm 发行时间:——— 2010年10月 唱片类型:——— 流行(韩国) 唱片公司:アリオラジャパン 专辑简介:被日本4月新番动画《青之驱魔师》收录为ED 曲 目: 1-Take off 2-Heartbeat 3-Take off -TV size ver 4-Take off (without main vocal) 5-Heartbeat -Japanese ver.- (without main vocal) 6-Take off -TV size ver.- (without main vocal)

正规二辑《HANDS UP》

唱片名称:——— HANDS UP 歌手:——— 2pm 发行时间:——— 2011年6月 唱片类型:——— 流行(韩国) 简介: 韩国人气男团2PM推出第二张正规专辑「Hands Up」!专辑主打歌「Hands Up」是一首活泼明快又能叫人随之一起兴奋的CLUB舞曲,轻松的曲调非常符合夏日的气息,也很适合作为舞曲在俱乐部里播放。这首歌也使得2PM摆脱了之前一直演绎悲伤情歌,表现爱情中受苦男人的一贯印象。此外,专辑中的「Give It to Me」是由成员俊昊亲自填词谱曲创作的,歌曲充满了对恋人的依恋之情。而另外一首由俊秀作曲的「Hot」则表现出了对爱情直接、坦率的感觉。专辑中的这两首自创曲目也充分展现了2PM成员个性丰富的音乐才能。 曲目: 01. Hands UP 02. Electricity 03. Give It to Me 04. ???? (像电影一样) 05. ??? (不知道吗) 06. Hot 07. Without U 08. I'll Be Back 09. I Can'T 10. Hands Up (East4A Mix) 11. Electricity (220v Remix) 12. Thank You 13. Don't Stop Can'T Stop

日语单曲:《I'm Your Man》

唱片名称:——— I'm Your Man 发行时间:——— 2011年8月17日 唱片类型:——— 流行(日本) 专 辑 曲 目: 1.I'm Your Man 2.Without U(Japanese Ver.) 3.I'm Your Man(Without Main Vocal) 4.Without U(Japanese Ver.)(Without Main Vocal)

编辑本段个人RAP

Yes I'm In Love(with Bada) 我耳边的糖果(with 白智英) My valentine (with 朴振英) Dream high (with 张佑荣 金秀炫 含恩静 裴秀智)

编辑本段影视作品

【2007】 无法阻挡的highkick(搞笑一家人)第167集(客串) 【2010】KBS《灰姑娘的姐姐》 饰 韩正佑

《灰姑娘的姐姐》剧照(20张)合作演员:文根英 千正明 瑞雨 【2011】KBS《dream high》 饰 振国 合作演员:金秀炫 张佑荣 裴秀智含恩静 IU(李智恩)JOO(郑敏珠) 日本富士电视台 《BOSS2》CASE6(2PM客串) 日本富士电视台 《我和明星的99日》 饰 泰成 合作演员:金泰熙 西岛秀俊

编辑本段广告代言

Hanami虾条广告 Elite Tuning Style 校服 著名品牌 EXR 布朗尼巧克力 三星Corby phone ParisBaguette (巴黎贝甜with金泰熙) 可口可乐(新产品“迷你可乐”) SPRIS 著名品牌衣装 CASS啤酒广告(Nichkhun、泽演、佑荣、峻秀with尹恩惠,俊昊和灿成因未成年,不能拍酒类广告) PONY(波尼)著名休闲运动品牌 KISS ME MUG 下午茶咖啡杯 MINI POLAROID 迷你宝来相片 MOBILE SKIN 手机皮肤 OPPO mobile phone泰国区代言 CK 国际品牌服饰代言 韩佛公司旗下品牌It's Skin Dynamic Kin 饮料,可口可乐公司旗下品牌(玉泽演) 加勒比海乐园(with少女时代) 信用卡广告CJ ONE(玉泽演) 三星ANYCALL(九月最新) nepa (户外运动服装)2pm REOROM Cologne 香水 可口可乐(2PM第二年代言) look opcital(眼镜广告)(with T-ara) 泰国香水品牌《Eversense》 Coca Cola Zero(Nickhun 泽演) 乐天免税商店2011 LG U 电信服务代言 加勒比海乐园(with f(x)Victoria、2pm第二年代言) EVISU服饰(泽演 佑荣) Mr. Pizza

编辑本段魅力所在

2009年9月起与河妍朱、佑荣一起担任人气歌谣主持人。 千万别小看性格活泼好动的泽演喔,他的实战经验可是相当丰富的。  他的个子在队中是最高的,出道前还做过模特。 泽演在舞台上霸气十足,台下却是一个拥有纯良眼神的小猫崽,私下爱撒娇。 还未出道就已经与同门师姐Wonder Girls合拍了一支雪糕CF,早就被观众记在心里! 但他最大的特点似乎有点不适合娱乐业,泽演能用一句话将火热的气氛down到谷底. 犹如一股强劲的“寒流”! 泽演的愿望是能够凭自己的实力开一家咖啡厅,连自己未来的“后路”都能提前规划, 不得不说这个孩子相当有生意头脑!可他有相当程度的王子病, ^^ 泽演患有只要他不喜欢的东西,他会让它们统统去见鬼 不喜欢的东西?例如他的数学成绩 泽演的理想型女孩要自己做得很好,又能照顾我的人,让我有好的感觉的人。(100527Mnet Radio) 与白智英一起合拍MV 合唱, [我耳边的糖果] 2010年成为家族诞生2的固定演出者(其中有金媛熙,尹相铉,金希澈,林允儿,赵权,申风善,池尚烈) 玉珠贤:“我很喜欢2pm,最喜欢泽演。” 姜敏京(Davichi成员):12月12日播出的《Star Golden Bell》(又名:《明星金钟》)中被问到 有没有因为看到男人的身体而激动过,姜敏京回答说有过,并说那个人就是2PM 的泽演。姜敏京诚实告白 “看到泽演脱上衣的帅气模样心动了。” 朱妍(Afterschool成员):认为泽演在脱上衣时最为帅气。 裴斗娜:在KBS 2TV播出的“Happy together3”节目中,裴斗娜选择了2PM的泽演为自己的理想型。 金炳世(资深演员):在《Star Golden Bell》(又名:《明星金钟》)中,金炳世说道:“当然我喜欢偶像女星,不过最近让我特别注意的是2PM的泽演,他的身材太好了。”还说道“我喜欢健身,所以我知道要练到他的样子很难,所以我很羡慕。” 具荷拉(Kara成员):具荷拉公开心目中最崇拜的偶像第三名是2AM的赵权,第二名是2PM的俊昊,而第一名则是2PM的野兽男泽演。 黄仁英(鹤腿美女): 在强心脏节目中公开称“理想型是玉泽演,在做撕泽演的时候心脏都要停止 了,差点进到电视里去”。 泰妍(少女时代成员):在《乘风破浪》节目上说:“2PM中最喜欢的成员是泽演。” 李多海:在《乘风破浪》节目上,李多海毫不犹豫的说,“真的很喜欢2PM,更自封为2PM的饭。” 还说道,“2PM中最喜欢的是Nichkhun,第二喜欢的是泽演。”想要热烈守护只属于自己的风格”的想法,充满了跃动感的旋律让人印象深刻,被称赞作为一张原创专辑是不会比任何作品逊色的。

编辑本段综艺节目

Mnet

《热血男儿》 EP01-EP10 《一周的恋人》090618 —090624 《It's Time》EP03 (090610)

SBS

《Star King》(081004)(081220)(081227)(090425)(090502)(090509)(090606) (090613)(090620)(090704) 《美好的早晨》(091221) 《金正恩的巧克力》(090627)(090815)(091219)(100313)(100529)(101114) 《强心脏》(100209)(100216)(110726) 《人气歌谣》MC:泽演、佑荣(090726第E541期-100711第E580期) 《家族诞生-第2期》 固定出演:泽演(100221第E01期开始) 《哈哈梦show》(100815)全体(到宿舍叫醒崽子们) 《每天每夜》(110411)泽演 佑荣 瑟雍 《running man》(110424)泽演 nichkhun 《甜蜜的故乡》 (110701) 泽演 佑荣 《2pm show》全体,2pm自己的节目(从110709开始)

kb

《明星金钟》(081004)(090516)(090704)(090815) 《我有叔叔了》(090704) 《想象PLUS》(090901) 《香槟酒》(090905)(090912) 《柳希烈的写生簿》(090918)(100212) 《乘风破浪》EP03(100216)EP04(100223)(100622) 《青春不败》(100827) 《Big Star Dance Grand Prix》 100923 中秋特辑MC 《Oh my school》(101030) 《Happy Together》(100325)(100402) 灰姑娘特辑 (101104) 《星期六的自由宣言》(110813) (110820) mbc 《无法阻挡地high kick》 167集客串“灿成与孩子们”组合成员  《偶像军团红了!她》第二季 EP03(081030 )、EP04(081108) 《偶像军团 红了!她》第三季 EP01(081204)—EP17(090326)2PM 《现在是花美男时代》(090602)(090609) 《第六感对决》(100620) 《无限girls》 第二季(100806) 《Idol Star 田径大会》(100925 100926 中秋特辑) 《演艺家中介》(110122)(110625)

电台

MNET电台》(100527)

其他综艺

《女演员的管家》第二期(101209~101223)